We seriously hope you weren't  expecting a polished show this time, kids.  We're talking about a most unsatisfying lunch break, the joys of calls from the maternal units, the continual tech-tardedness that plagues the kast, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000375/">Robert Downey Jr.</a>, our plea for listeners to remind Susan Z of your listener numbers, listener feedback, and how everyone on the Kulture Kast is a winner.

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We're not even pretending we have a topic tonight, kids. We are seriously all over the map -- talking about alcoholic slushies, open container laws, nipple barrels, the going rate for Biscuit-touching (cash only), Little Richard, Caprica casting spoilers, sonic screwdrivers, chicken cutlets, and the dangers of irony. Listener poll: Do only old people use the word "spry"? Tell us in the comments! Promo: Biscuit Slash Madlibs Jam at Balticon! Give us interesting slushy flavors. 1-266-888-2229

This one’s pretty random and more than a little raunchy, kids. We’re talking about coffee and cream, the new album from Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds (the title track, Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!! is available from The Podsafe Music Network), Biscuit's recent appearance on Mr. Adventure at RavenCon, some cheery pandemic scenarios from Dr. Cmar, the terrifying truth about clowns, Biscuit Slash Limericks (penned by Joe K of Feral Chicken and read by Podcasting's Rich Sigfrit), the amazing white chocolate spark plugs that Viv of Into The Blender made for Biscuit, and the upcoming Biscuit Slash Madlibs Jam at Balticon. Promo: Nocturnal Tell us an off-color joke. 1-266-888-2229 Not subscribed? Listen here.